Katawa Shoujo: Here come the girls.

Right, so let's just crack on with this one, okay?
If you want to read the review, do it. But if you don't want to read this review, then fuck off and crack off to a picture of five male lions gang banging a male zebra, then come back and read this review, because if you're going to read the whole review thinking of explicit "G-Fur" then I'd rather you just tap your barrel then came back with a clean perspective and a filthy keyboard. All done? Good.

Okay, so, Katawa Shoujo... Where to start? Oh yeah. The whole game is about tryig to seduce disabled girls (What's that? Another wank? Really? But you just hammered one out to the furry po- Okay, just be quick). And what a roster of damaged bimbos they are.

From left to right (Encase you're wondering I'm doing it that way because this game is weeabo as fuck) on the main art for this post, we have:



Shizune Hakamichi,
A bitch. Not really sure why I don't like her, but if any woman ever tries to make me play risk again I swear to Houris I'm ramming a plastic cavalry unit right through her non-fuctional ear drums (Shizune is deaf by the way). She's the first girl you meet, (along I think with Misha, not too sure though, I should probably check) because she's the head of some student union sort of thing, but ignore that, ignore her, and go for the other girls, Shizune is a bitch.







Shiina Mikaso (A.K.A Misha),
Shizunes pink haired friend and sign language translator person. What makes me hate Misha (and therefore not want to engage in virtual coitus with) is the fact that she isn't fucking disabled. Sick as it
may sound, I'm playing this game because I wanted to fiddle with damaged goods, and to be offered a pristine (if really annoying) version is just a kick in a throbbing betrayed balls. Misha is nothing more than a loud attention whore, which probably explains why her only friend is the deaf chick. Also do you know of any girls who dyed their hair pink that has never had 3 penises inside her at the same time? Didn't think so.






Hanako Ikezawa,
She's a shy girl... with huge fuck-off massive burn all up one side of her face. It's ewwy, it's icky, and it's probably sticky. But most of the time it's hidden so you don't really have to look at it unless you want to, you sick fucking fucker. I don't really know much about her to be really honest with you, she's one of the harder girls to "woo", although I saw enough of her in game to make the gracious that moral and ethical decision that yes, I would totally bang that.








Lilly Satou,
Blind. "But how blind? "I hear you ask. Well, she's really blind. So blind I cannot even begin to explain. The levels of blindness in this woman are at maximum levels, there is no more blindness that could be achieved by her, she has reached the zenith of blindness. Honestly, you could walk right up to her, stab her in the eye with a cocktail stick, and, whilst she'd still be able to feel it, she wouldn't be able to see it, because she's blind. Really, really blind. She's also blonde and loves books and stuff, but who cares about that?







Rin Tezuka,
An absolute goddess, yes she has no arms but neither does the Venus De Milo and she's got a cracking set of norks, proving that beauty is only shoulder deep... Or something. Rin is not not fucking awesome at painting with her toes, she is also a cunning linguist, getting strait to the point and fucking up anything that's in her path, like an arrow smashing it's way into your chest; you may not like it at first, but once it gets into your heart, your gonna wanna put your cock in it.








Emi Ibarazaki,
she's got no legs but she runs like a champ, she tries to get you in shape during her story line whilst being blonde and a girl and quite cute the entire time. She's actually my second favourite girl in the game, but because she's friends with Rin you get to see them both a lot during the course of the game (if you take Emis route), which just made me feel a little sad as I tried to switch to Rins route, but failed so was stuck with Emi, which to be fair really isn't too bad. Ah Emi, my silver trophy, you nearly made me kill myself (twice) but you've got cute pigtails so I'll refrain from deleting your paths save file.






Oh and there's also a guy called Kenji who's a fucking nutjob and you play as a kid with a heart problem (cuz it's a love game, get it?).

Verdict:

Yeah, pretty good, Well worth the money it doesn't actually cost because it's all fucking free go and play it now.