Thursday, 9 January 2014

Most anticipated games colon 2014

It's that time of year again, a year has just ended and things will soon be happening inside of the year which has just started. "What sort of things?" Is a question which it would not be totally unreasonable for you to ask if I had just said that to you in person. If you were to ask that question, or a question resembling it, I would say, people will play football, people will release games, and dogs won't do either of those things anywhere near as well as their human counter part would. Then, being a predictable barely literate arse-melon, you'd say "What of games 2014 out?", and I would recite to you the following list:





Mirrors edge (II),
The first mirrors edge (2008) game is really good, and so it stands to reason that the sequel might be as well. EA Digital Illusions Creative Entertainment (of Mirrors Edge (2008) and Shrek (2011) fame), has been given a chance to correct all the flaws of the first game (Mirrors edge (2008)), of which there were not many. Lots of floors, not many flaws, and they are different words and things.









AssAssAssAssAssin's Creed,
AssAssAssAssAssin's creed is a game about being somebody playing a game about being an AssAssAssAssAssin (except this one time when you played a guy playing a game about being a pirate who was basically still an AssAssAssAssAssin). As such, you carry out AssAssAssAssAssinations using your AssAssAssAssAssin skills and AssAssAssAssAssin tools such as your silver filofax and a fuchsia tube sock filled with pennys. The new itteration will probally be the more of the same, which I guess will do.










X,
Take the people that made Xenoblade Chronipples, Xenobears,and maybe Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier EXCEED and tell them to make a game that starts with the same letter as some of them and they'll take the piss and just call it X. They will put mechs in it, and a clock, and probably a pineapple, though that is pure speculation on my part. If Alfonso Ribeiro hasn't heard of it, then why haven't you?












Super Smash Karts: Double-Smash,

Super Smash Karts: Double-Smash is a game which surprised everybody when it was
announced at E3 2013. Not only did it promise to combine the best elements of two of Nintendos top franchises, but also the news it would be developed by the now defunct THQ and published by Sony SCEI or something, exclusively for Microsofts Ibox Applesauce system, just made heads fucking pop. World peace people. It's finally here.









Verdict:

Reflectively, 2014 was a great year for games, the ones listed above are all going to be great and I had very much fun playing them all. They were all very fun, very good, and very fun. How is 2015 going to top this year? It's gonna be a toughy.

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