Joyeux anniversaire, sur le blog de ​​sphincter glacial.

What a year it's been, things have happened, and other things haven't happened. Remember when Kojima tweeted a picture of his nutsack with the caption "Sometimes I like to slap my scrote on the table and watch the wrinkles ebb and crawl as I mess with the thermostat.". Classic Kojima. But the most important thing to have happened for the last 12 months, was clearly the development of this blog. But what does the future hold? Let us see:

  More game reviews,
Seeing as how 100% of what gets posted on here is pretty much pure bullshit, I think it would be, at the very least, a nice change, to have some actual semi-meaningful content. Obviously these reviews would be few and far between, contain little to no actual helpful information, and would come hugely late. But rest assured, they might be coming. No doubt this probably won't happen.











Regular update schedule,

Despite being one of the most randomly updating blogs I am aware of, I still manage to pull in on average an earth shattering 2 views a day. Form an orderly queue ladies. But I feel that clearly the only way to pull in the 6-7 people on the planet who aren't reading is to update on a regular schedule. No doubt this probably won't happen either.

Make more/diffrent videos,
It's time to go multi-format on this bitch. The best things are always multi-format, just look at "Assassins credentials 3", "Ninja gaiden 3", and who could possibly forget classic multi-format title: "Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent". So it is clear to me, you, and even Mah from Japanese Ska-Punk band "SiM", that the only way is up, and the only way to go via is video. I have seen the future and it is video.

Verdict:

Now we're-a fuck-a smokin' eh. Let's hope we can carry this slight momentum into the next 12 months and make (most of) 2014 (and a little of 2015) as blisteringly successful as (most of) 2013 (and a little of 2014) was. Here's to me.