As a handsome man and owner of the most popular and influential blog with both of word Sphincter and Frosty in the url, I get sent a lot of important emails. These generally range from the mundane (Twitter interaction notices), to the important (Emails from the Nigerian prince uncle I genuinely am pretending to have). But every now and again, I get an email that goes straight into the "junk folder", as it likes to be known. So here I present you all the opportunity to rummage around in my junk box. #BeHonoured
Starting with this little gem.
"COCKZILLA is the word."
Soak it in folks.
I received this email shortly after creating my current email address, sometime a couple of years ago. But, as you can see, this email was received on the third on January, this year. You see, this email sat unopened and undisturbed in my inbox for around 4 months, a constant beacon of hope and omnipresent reminder that there are things in this world orth fighting for. Until, one tragic, fateful day. It was gone. Evaporated, into the electronic ether. Gone with the cyber wind. And I was alone. My soul empty, my wounds open, and my innocence tainted with the sour tang of desertion.
That was until 03/01/2014 strolled into town. It had returned. Like a 21st century Jesus "The Jesus" Christ. All was good, the scars healed, and the unforgivable was forgiven.
"COCKZILLA is the word."
Blessing it.
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