Product Review- Spungee-Rob Squairpanntz.

This isn't the kind of thing I normally post, and I have no intention of doing more of these (unless this one gets loads of views, in which case I'm chasing the dollah). But today I ran into this absolute peach of a trinket, and felt obliged to share it with you all. As the squarepanted fellow said himself "Are you sponge ready for bob?" If the answer is yes then buckle up, #BeBlessed, and here we go.

Now I present to you: "Spungee-Rob Squairpanntz*."

Here are a list of my thoughts when I first had my eyes seduced and libido spurred by the light reflecting of it's graceful form.

1. What. 
2. The. 
3. Holy. 
4. Fucking. 
5. Jesus.
6. Balls... 
7. Is.
8. This.
9. Shit?

I've seen things in my time that could melt anybodys, including the members of the biker mice from mars, eyes right out of their head at a single glance. But this shameless gorgeous rip-off  artistic replication of popular childrens TV star "Spongebob Squarepants", has me flummoxed, confused, and satisfied.

The main body has affixed to it a round magnet of around 3/4 inches diameter, allowing to be stuck to most any ferrous object. Whilst the limbs consist of thin, high quality nylon string almost resembling that of a shoelace, attached to the hands/feet of the product, the back of which has a smaller magnet firmly glued on. This affords a high level of flexibility, allowing you to create your own wacky poses for Spungee-Rob Squairpanntz to adopt. Perfect then, for those out there who love to create and share scenes with their friends.

Verdict
10/10
A must buy for fans of the series, magnets, pop-culture collectables, or just random peices of absolute shite.

*[Never was this product refereed to as Spungee-Rob Squairpanntz, that was just a name I deemed appropriate.]