Product Review- Spungee-Rob Squairpanntz.

This isn't the kind of thing I normally post, and I have no intention of doing more of these (unless this one gets loads of views, in which case I'm chasing the dollah). But today I ran into this absolute peach of a trinket, and felt obliged to share it with you all. As the squarepanted fellow said himself "Are you sponge ready for bob?" If the answer is yes then buckle up, #BeBlessed, and here we go.

Katawa Shoujo: Here come the girls.

Right, so let's just crack on with this one, okay?
If you want to read the review, do it. But if you don't want to read this review, then fuck off and crack off to a picture of five male lions gang banging a male zebra, then come back and read this review, because if you're going to read the whole review thinking of explicit "G-Fur" then I'd rather you just tap your barrel then came back with a clean perspective and a filthy keyboard. All done? Good.

Xenoblade Chronicles. Review.

Hmm, where to start? I mean, where can you start with a game like Xenoblade? The first (and best) game in the line of three Nintendo published JRPGs from different developers, exclusively released on the Wii, which would become dubbed the rainfall trilogy by some due to the huge campaign launched by western gamers to coax the games over to our non-Nippon shores. For a game of such ambition, one could hardly be blamed for assuming it would collapse with the weight of its own self-assigned task, but if you had indeed thought this, you could not have been further from the truth.

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Review.

Ah Hyrule, a magical, wonderful land of spiritedly tunic donning elves, majestic ocean-dwellers, and dopey, umm, rolling rock-things? In its previous incarnation, a cel-shaded paradise, islands nestled shyly inside a vast azure blanket. However, Nintendo were about to shake things up… never content with complying to expectation, Nintendo set out to create to a darker page of hylian history, and they emblazoned this page with the beautifully Gothic, twilight princess…