FrostySphincters Junk Box. #1

 As a handsome man and owner of the most popular and influential blog with both of word Sphincter and Frosty in the url, I get sent a lot of important emails. These generally range from the mundane (Twitter interaction notices), to the important (Emails from the Nigerian prince uncle I genuinely am pretending to have). But every now and again, I get an email that goes straight into the "junk folder", as it likes to be known. So here I present you all the opportunity to rummage around in my junk box. #BeHonoured