Sonics designers need to take a look at these indie inspired designs what I did.

Ima start off right away with the bold yet frankly obvious assertion that this feature is the one I have spent the most time on. That of course still being very little. However, that is no indication of quality. Instead, think of it as a by product of waking up very late and needing something to do. Because that's what's happening, and I'm passing the savings on to you. This introduction is already too long, so I'll probably make sure the title explains everything without need for further introduction. Now put your polished schlongs away, and let's go to funky town.

Mighty Switchhog.Inspired by: Mighty Switch Force (WayForward)

Take Sonic and his naked rodent torso, and throw a cartoon sci-fi police womans helmet onto his striking cyan melon and what do you get. Mighty Switchhog.
Capable of amazing feats such as making my back hurt because I was sitting terribly whilst making sure the helmet fit properly (I'm thorough as fuck, yo'.) and being downloaded or some shit like that.
All in all, a very hedge-hog, this one.
















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Inspired by: Bit. Trip: Runner (Gaijin Games)

As pointed out in this image by GamesRadar, Sonic, the cheeky scamp, has been gradually but certainly doing his best to leave behind the values of his wholesome Amish upbringing, and isn't afraid to flash a bit of leg to get where he needs to go. Yes, that's right, Sonic the HedgeWhore is doing a Miley Cyrus and has become nothing but a taited sex icon to a generation of disillusioned children. This is causing problems for everybody around the entire global internet world, but none are being more affected than those in charge of Sonics leg animation budget. More leg = More leg animation = More leg animation cost. Solution? Remove the legs and go lo-fi.

Thomas the hedgehog
Inspired by: Thomas was Alone (Mike Bithell Games)


This was the last one of these I made. In fact, I had done the other three and turned off my computer by the time I thought to do this one. I only went back to do it because it was the best pun I thought of, and I knew it wouldn't take long. But to be fair I throw in a shadow so as not to look like a totally lazy fucker. So feel free to toss some credit my way. There isn't much to say about this one... I guess he can jump? I mean, Sonic could do that anyway, but fuck it, I don't get paid for this shit.

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CastleMinerZ Minecraft (Mojang)

And last and, most importantly, definitely least. Just rip off Minecraft. Why not? Every other fucker is doing it.