Sonics designers need to take a look at these indie inspired designs what I did.

Ima start off right away with the bold yet frankly obvious assertion that this feature is the one I have spent the most time on. That of course still being very little. However, that is no indication of quality. Instead, think of it as a by product of waking up very late and needing something to do. Because that's what's happening, and I'm passing the savings on to you. This introduction is already too long, so I'll probably make sure the title explains everything without need for further introduction. Now put your polished schlongs away, and let's go to funky town.

Girls Vs Games

Here's something I've been mulling around the old skull scrotum for a good while now. You may or may not be familiar with the concept of the medium of the games of the video variety. Chances are that if you have heard/seen/felt/tasted/smelt of them, that you are aware that absolutely 100% of these "games" (as "we" in "the industry" call "them"), with approximately exactly 0% chance of error, are 100% undeniably unsuitable for female consumption. But odds are that you've seen people without even a whiff of a "Y" chromosome about them saying they "like" video-games. Well, that is a lie, and here's 3 reasons why and 3 female pokémon (the only female game characters ever created):