Joyeux anniversaire, sur le blog de ​​sphincter glacial.

What a year it's been, things have happened, and other things haven't happened. Remember when Kojima tweeted a picture of his nutsack with the caption "Sometimes I like to slap my scrote on the table and watch the wrinkles ebb and crawl as I mess with the thermostat.". Classic Kojima. But the most important thing to have happened for the last 12 months, was clearly the development of this blog. But what does the future hold? Let us see:

I fix Nintendo.

With the recent news that Nintendo [are] considering 'a new business structure', I feel that it is my duty and my duty alone to write a blog piece on exactly how to fix their situation. So wax your shafts, lads; it's party time.

Most anticipated games colon 2014

It's that time of year again, a year has just ended and things will soon be happening inside of the year which has just started. "What sort of things?" Is a question which it would not be totally unreasonable for you to ask if I had just said that to you in person. If you were to ask that question, or a question resembling it, I would say, people will play football, people will release games, and dogs won't do either of those things anywhere near as well as their human counter part would. Then, being a predictable barely literate arse-melon, you'd say "What of games 2014 out?", and I would recite to you the following list:

 

"Fun" with James: Portal 2 CO-OP. Part 2.

Girls Vs Games

Here's something I've been mulling around the old skull scrotum for a good while now. You may or may not be familiar with the concept of the medium of the games of the video variety. Chances are that if you have heard/seen/felt/tasted/smelt of them, that you are aware that absolutely 100% of these "games" (as "we" in "the industry" call "them"), with approximately exactly 0% chance of error, are 100% undeniably unsuitable for female consumption. But odds are that you've seen people without even a whiff of a "Y" chromosome about them saying they "like" video-games. Well, that is a lie, and here's 3 reasons why and 3 female pokémon (the only female game characters ever created):

Chris-mas time

Music Mondays: Zankyo Reference

"let's do a regular feature thing" I said two weeks ago. "That sounds cool" Said my imaginary readership "you're not going to doing anything for the next two weeks that would stop you from doing it right?Like going to Germany or anything? You fucking dick-head."

One Ok Rock- Zankyo Reference