Timmy The Turtle: Cheers Up A Tree

Sunshine airport. MK8

Dreams Happen (Golden Malteser Podcast EP.10)

Sonics designers need to take a look at these indie inspired designs what I did.

Ima start off right away with the bold yet frankly obvious assertion that this feature is the one I have spent the most time on. That of course still being very little. However, that is no indication of quality. Instead, think of it as a by product of waking up very late and needing something to do. Because that's what's happening, and I'm passing the savings on to you. This introduction is already too long, so I'll probably make sure the title explains everything without need for further introduction. Now put your polished schlongs away, and let's go to funky town.

Drinking Reggies Love- (The Golden Malteaser 09)

Product Review- Spungee-Rob Squairpanntz.

This isn't the kind of thing I normally post, and I have no intention of doing more of these (unless this one gets loads of views, in which case I'm chasing the dollah). But today I ran into this absolute peach of a trinket, and felt obliged to share it with you all. As the squarepanted fellow said himself "Are you sponge ready for bob?" If the answer is yes then buckle up, #BeBlessed, and here we go.

FrostySphincters Junk Box. #1

 As a handsome man and owner of the most popular and influential blog with both of word Sphincter and Frosty in the url, I get sent a lot of important emails. These generally range from the mundane (Twitter interaction notices), to the important (Emails from the Nigerian prince uncle I genuinely am pretending to have). But every now and again, I get an email that goes straight into the "junk folder", as it likes to be known. So here I present you all the opportunity to rummage around in my junk box. #BeHonoured